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Getting to the point where answering the phone to anonymous calls is a bad idea. Unbelievable, but this is what I get for associating with the mentally unbalanced.

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Reason #23423 to stop editing Wikipedia:

Psychopaths.

I’ve wasted an hour of my life following this up. Wikipedia really is a remarkably straightforward way of smearing people with whatever insane bullshit one comes up with in anger.

Said idiot is apparently going to phone this college on Monday. I would literally love to know what whoever’s answering the phones has to say to some random American who is accusing some guy they’ve never heard of of calling him gay on Wikipedia. I’d tape that shit and listen to it for days. Would make me feel less awful about the human race.

I am a fucking idiot for letting people treat me like an object of humour for so long. This shit ends now. I’m dissociating myself with these people before it truly drives me insane.

The best things truly do come to those who wait.

A medium heat over a long time is a bad idea. A low heat (low as sensibly possible) produces super results for the whole family.

Fucking XGL, by the way.

So I’ve got an interview with Sun tomorrow at 1.40 in Linlithgow. And of course the agency sent it to my btopenworld address, which left me screaming about Hotmail losing it and going mental at everybody.

Karina phoned me. Accidentally, admittedly, but got her number now. I really should text her back.

We won the Millers pub quiz. Another one bites the dust. I think we won by about eight points in the end too. Jayjay stole the money (forty bucks!) but I’ll reclaim it from her hide at some point.

I had ace curry.

(Editing posts might not be very ethical, but I’m not leaving some stupid rant up here forever.)

I feel like utter shit and I’ve got fucking nobody to talk to about it. Fucking same old. So edinburgh at the weekend, try to take so many drugs that it doesn’t matter how I feel (although this has never worked in the past): I’ve got cock all to look forward to except my laptop. Got a strong feeling a major purge is coming on for a while, say six months. It’s not like my birthday is going to be fun whether I’ve got people there or not. JESUS SUFFERING FUCK.

These links are fucking dire. Non-budget food is basically fucking awful anyway, and Richmond links are the worst. WHY IS THE SKIN NOT HARD.

MY PHONE IS A PILE OF COCK.

I don’t want to have to spend Christmas money on something so fucking trivial.

If the en-GB (urgh) build isn’t updated to 1.5 shortly I’ll fucking do it. This is taking the royal piss.

Also, I WAS A COMPLETE SLACKER AT UNIVERSITY AND STILL KNOW DATABASES BETTER THAN ALL FREE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS.

This party on Friday had better be outstanding.

In the last 48 hours I have had to hack other people’s shitty PHP in no less than half a dozen packages because PHP programmers never grew up on real fucking languages where one learns how a function works before writing one.

Wordpress managed not to be immune to this, which annoys me greatly. Drupal, though. It will suffer.

This excludes those applications whose programmers are so lazy and inept that their applications currently require a legacy version of either php or mysql. Well, except Wordpress, but the problem there is that nobody actually writing PHP5 has ever tested it on mysql4.

At this rate, more chemicals will be needed for the big chemical fire.