Cunningham Madras (serves 1)

• 1 chicken breast, cubed
• 1 teaspoon stir-fry oil
• 2 tablespoons (heaped) madras paste
• 2 tablespoons (heaped) masala paste
• 2 tablespoons water
• Heinz Tomato Ketchup (squeezy)
• 1/3 cup white easy-cook rice

Heat a wok until it smokes, then add the oil and spread around the bowl. Add the chicken and stir-fry until it has begun to brown. Don’t fully brown the chicken – it will cook in the curry. Just enough to seal it. Remove from high heat for a minute to cool down, then add the madras and masala. Squidge in a good degree of ketchup – at least equal to the combined volume of curry paste. return wok to a low heat on a small ring for a minute while combining the ingredients – the mixture should be smooth but not runny. add the water, which should be absorbed fully. Continue to simmer on a low heat while cooking the rice; if it starts bubbling, turn the heat off for a few minutes. The idea is to gently cook the chicken without reducing the curry too much.

Boil a pan of water with a good dash of salt on a high heat keeping the kid on. Once boiled, add the rice. Stir thoroughly and continue to boil. Separately, boil a kettle full of water. Check regularly for the rice being cooked enough; once cooked al dente, transfer to a sieve and rinse with boiling water from the kettle. Spoon out rice as desired onto a plate and cover with the curry. Serve immediately with plain naan.

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I’ve also gained a new appreciation for something I’d really always ignored. Who knows how 2001 could have been.

I’ve got nothing to do for the rest of the night, a fridge full of Bud and some Sopranos to watch. Why not, eh. Anyway, I need some distraction for the quite bizarre level of incompetence which led to a burnt dinner, a melted grill pan handle and several tender fingers.

Off to Ayr tomorrow to see Sis away. Jealous doesn’t go near to the full story.

1. well, Grouse.

I rarely do this without opening my mouth or engaging in precise physical activity. I have, however, now realised that Sopranos intrigue is an excellent way of judging the mind’s ability to process raw and unfamiliar material. Without it, I’m reduced to a list of cast members.

Wordpress 2.2, updated my own plugins to work as widgets. A couple of Sopranos episodes and a quick trip to the shops and this will have been a productive evening. Pity I left Goodfellas down the road.

Internet still capped. Stern words will be had with enthusiastic but ultimately indifferent Indians tomorrow.