Weirdest thing about last night’s dream
José Mourinho’s two pet elephant rats. These are rats the size (and roughly the shape) of elephants, in indestructible glass cages by the side of the pitch.
I am frankly glad this is all I remember from last night’s dreams. Don’t leave the curtains open during a really bright full moon, kids.
[read this post in: ar de es fr it ja ko pt ru zh-CN ]Tags: blah

Leave a Reply