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I cannot believe Mr Miyagi is dead.

I have got to stop saying stupid things to other people’s girlfriends.

Bonus points for not drinking on an empty stomach while already physically exhausted.

Party tonight. YAY. This is going to be tip top.

Also, I WAS A COMPLETE SLACKER AT UNIVERSITY AND STILL KNOW DATABASES BETTER THAN ALL FREE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS.

This party on Friday had better be outstanding.

In the last 48 hours I have had to hack other people’s shitty PHP in no less than half a dozen packages because PHP programmers never grew up on real fucking languages where one learns how a function works before writing one.

Wordpress managed not to be immune to this, which annoys me greatly. Drupal, though. It will suffer.

This excludes those applications whose programmers are so lazy and inept that their applications currently require a legacy version of either php or mysql. Well, except Wordpress, but the problem there is that nobody actually writing PHP5 has ever tested it on mysql4.

At this rate, more chemicals will be needed for the big chemical fire.