My new year’s resolution is very likely going to be
Not only should you not tell anyone anything, but you should not inquire about your friends’ lives.
My general feeling of satisfaction lasted until about 4am this morning. It depresses me that jealousy causes me to feel so goddamn angry. My ego is ridiculously fragile.
- Chris
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21:24 UTC
Your gonna have to fill in the faithful in with some details. Your life sounds utterly sordid and we need to know why
. Though I can guess most of these latest posts revolve around women. Why the satisfaction and why the jealousy?
03:27 UTC
The satisfaction is due to some naked-next-to-the-main-road action on Xmas morning. The depression is due to my complete inability to cope with other people getting luckier than myself. It’s ridiculous.
Anyway, I need my bed.
– Chris
12:31 UTC
The naked next-to-the-road action must have been a cold experience up in Scotland
. Though this being the case, how was someone managing to be luckier than you?
20:53 UTC
He was uglier, she was hotter. Orders of magnitude are involved here.
– Chris